The Sovereign Nation of J-Skittle
Originally posted on 9.27.2006
The Sovereign Nation of J-Skittle
Please note: Yesterday I dubbed myself J-skittle. I like it. Most others don't. Feel free 2 call me whatever you please tho. Jeanetta, Netta, Net-dog (Ok. No one actually calls me this. Imade it my nickname in 01. Like Nate dog but not. Never quite caught on.), Slim, Shorty, Baby, Boo, Sweetness, Nanetta, the Hustla, Pimp. I'll answer to all of the above.
On the metro this morning, a man in all white cotton with a beard, a tusk and a bible got on at Silver Spring. He started quoting the bible and talk about how George Bush was the Devil and how the war in Iraq was a sign foretelling the apocalypse. This was enough to make me turn down my MP3 Player and take note. You gotta love DC.
I need cable to be happy & Comcast is some bullshit. I believe god wants me to be happy and since my mom's boyfriend cussed out Comcast all last night, apparently god wants me to steal cable (not unlike god wanting me to steal movies and music).
While im at it I might as well succeed from the country. Put a big fence around my yard and get a flag.
A rainbow flag that says "Taste the Rainbow, Bitches!".
1. It'd cost you more to mail ship to me. I am "International" now.
2. If I get a generator I don't need the electric company, and I could totally collect rainwater to use for household shit.
3. I could grow my own food. I know how to grow potatoes, I can make pasta from scratch and I could subside on bathtub gin. Might even sell it and increase our Gross domestic product.
4. You'd need a passport to come in my yard. It's cool tho, cuz I'll be the guard and stamp that shit (we ain't outsourcing shit. we're all about keeping jobs right here in the SNJ (sovereign nation of J-skittle).
5. You gotta declare shit when you leave my crib. No illegal exportation or smuggling.
6. The mailman is gonna have to toss mail over the fence. No, 4 real. He's not allowed in the country.
7. Our form of govt. will be rock paper scissors. There are only 2 of us.
8. Once Silver Spring stops bullshittin and expands the WiFi a little further, the whole house can piggyback on that shit.
9. That will put SNJ in prime position to become a tourist destination. We got 2 extra bedrooms, we're not that far from your own house, but just far enough & on weekends Gerald cooks breakfast.
10. And we ain't payin taxes. What is the point of succeeding from the country if you still let the man hold you down?
Yo, if you need a break, check us out. We might not be as warm as Florida but we're definitely cheaper. Plus, we got cool amenities…. Free cable and WiFi, breakfast on the weekends, a backyard to play in and all the bootleg liquor you can swallow.
Come visit us & dont forget to Taste the Rainbow, Bitches!
The Sovereign Nation of J-Skittle
Please note: Yesterday I dubbed myself J-skittle. I like it. Most others don't. Feel free 2 call me whatever you please tho. Jeanetta, Netta, Net-dog (Ok. No one actually calls me this. Imade it my nickname in 01. Like Nate dog but not. Never quite caught on.), Slim, Shorty, Baby, Boo, Sweetness, Nanetta, the Hustla, Pimp. I'll answer to all of the above.
On the metro this morning, a man in all white cotton with a beard, a tusk and a bible got on at Silver Spring. He started quoting the bible and talk about how George Bush was the Devil and how the war in Iraq was a sign foretelling the apocalypse. This was enough to make me turn down my MP3 Player and take note. You gotta love DC.
I need cable to be happy & Comcast is some bullshit. I believe god wants me to be happy and since my mom's boyfriend cussed out Comcast all last night, apparently god wants me to steal cable (not unlike god wanting me to steal movies and music).
While im at it I might as well succeed from the country. Put a big fence around my yard and get a flag.
A rainbow flag that says "Taste the Rainbow, Bitches!".
1. It'd cost you more to mail ship to me. I am "International" now.
2. If I get a generator I don't need the electric company, and I could totally collect rainwater to use for household shit.
3. I could grow my own food. I know how to grow potatoes, I can make pasta from scratch and I could subside on bathtub gin. Might even sell it and increase our Gross domestic product.
4. You'd need a passport to come in my yard. It's cool tho, cuz I'll be the guard and stamp that shit (we ain't outsourcing shit. we're all about keeping jobs right here in the SNJ (sovereign nation of J-skittle).
5. You gotta declare shit when you leave my crib. No illegal exportation or smuggling.
6. The mailman is gonna have to toss mail over the fence. No, 4 real. He's not allowed in the country.
7. Our form of govt. will be rock paper scissors. There are only 2 of us.
8. Once Silver Spring stops bullshittin and expands the WiFi a little further, the whole house can piggyback on that shit.
9. That will put SNJ in prime position to become a tourist destination. We got 2 extra bedrooms, we're not that far from your own house, but just far enough & on weekends Gerald cooks breakfast.
10. And we ain't payin taxes. What is the point of succeeding from the country if you still let the man hold you down?
Yo, if you need a break, check us out. We might not be as warm as Florida but we're definitely cheaper. Plus, we got cool amenities…. Free cable and WiFi, breakfast on the weekends, a backyard to play in and all the bootleg liquor you can swallow.
Come visit us & dont forget to Taste the Rainbow, Bitches!
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