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Good dick, Good wine but no fuckin carpet....

So, the house fucking flooded again.. Just like when we first moved in, cept this time someone decided to rip up the whole fucking carpet.

Yesterday, I went to bed at 2 am... and woke up to yells from my Roomie at 6am. The entire floor was saturated. It was very uncool. Very uncool. So's I said "Fuck it" and went back to sleep.

Went to work in the morning and was still blah. Got home and checked on the plans for the evening. "Oh So Sexy"

It is amazing how, the longer you know someone, the better the business gets. Mind boggling. He makes me say ignant ass shit...

I feel like this shit:


Honestly, had it not been for tha business that got served til 4am... Today would have been completely unbearable. So amazing that I am scheming on having him move here so that he can violate me on a regular basis. At least once a week. There's always tomorrow. Yummy.

"Nickels for my thoughts, Dimes in my bed, Quarters of the kush shape the lines in my head, take my verses …

The first time.....

The first time you get in free. No cover charge...

Fuck it up and see....

Reentry costs. Expensive as a mothafucker!

Big Dick Greg, Giving up and Redoing lent

So, I've offically given up. After having numerous convos about what he wants and what I want, last night we talked about what he wants vs what I want yet again (I hate the gay talking about the "feelings"), I have realized that what he wants and what I want ain't the same shit. He isn't where he nor I thought he was, which don't work for me, tho he pretty much wants things to continue like they were...

Naw. I'm good.

I'd rather not go down this road again. I need a t-shirt that says "Same shit, Different Dick." Cuz it is alway the same bullshit... Just with a different face and accent.

It's funny how these motherfuckers dissappear and then reappear.

Let me regale you with the tale of Big Dick Greg. He literally is labeled Big Dick Greg in my phone... Cuz that's all he's bringin to the table.

Big Dick, a blunt and a bottle of E & J. (Come to think of it, he sounds like somebody's dream man.... Iffin you want his myspace, emai…

Money talks, Bullshit walks.....

Vacay recap:
Lemme just say this about Florida.
DO NOT, under any circumstances lay out on the beach for 5 hrs with no sunscreen.

My whole body is peeling. My dermatologist is heated. My esthetician is going to be even more mad. I had to cancel all my "re-arrival" booty. Penises are not happy with me.

Also, people in tropical climates drink to numb the pain of Sunburns.



Lesson learned.

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I always know when its Blog Writin time, cuz I wake up in the morning talkin to myself. This morning I was muttering to myself about decisiveness. I'm a huge fan of "Shit or get off the pot"..... Being indecisiveness just seems like a big waste of time. I picked out my 1st apt and signed the lease in 3 days. I bought my car in under a week. I like to be swift with the decision makin.

I was headed home today and was thinking. Thinking about how, when you own your own business, there are two kinds of pe…

You should totally fuck more people....

So, while in the talks for monogamy, this open relationship shit keeps coming up. Let me say this: stating that you are being monogamous because you love someone and want to protect that love is a crock of shit. Cuz if you "Love" someone, you would want them to be happy and honestly, sometimes, for someone to be happy, they need to fuck other people....

One of my personal faves, Oh So Sexy, just got out of a relationship type thing... But while in this relationship type thing, he and I still pursued carnal pleasure for one main reason : the girl was nice but she wasn't bringin it in the bedroom... And you can be the nicest bitch in the world but if you can't clench yo pussy muscles...He just might stray. And honestly I'm glad they broke up,, cuz that guilt was puttin a damper on "that work".... Damn Catholicism


But we got engrossed in a conversation about what you can do when your mate aint bringin it in the bed but you still want to stay monogamous:
Te…

Deez Hoes is Gods Gift Like Christmas

Tuesday afternoon, I could not have felt more Charlie Brown. I had this plan about how I was going to go home before I picked him up... Get my car, Get SUPER CUTE and then whisk him away. Everytime I tried to leave work... No Go. Something else popped up.

His bus got in at 7:30 and I left work at 7:10. So I get to Chinatown and am trying to find the Megabus stop... Which I can't. We finally connect via text and he says he is inside the Starbucks. So I walk over and look in the window and lo and behold, there sits my Prince. Big cornball ass smiles, one of those long lingering hugs and an assessment of his hunger level and we are off, hand in hand, headed to Mai Thai, with me explaining the whole time how I had planned to get cute and all....

Food at Mai Thai was ok. Convo was on point. Flirtatious glance across the table were great. Snap up a cab after dinner and go home to some wine and relaxation.

I am not going to talk about the bizness... cuz it ain't none yall business... …

Murphy's Law of Netta and the Penile Hierarchy

I have been trying to get all the events of the last two weeks in order in my head.

My bathroom is once again broken and I am home awaiting the Roto-Rooter. No tub, toilet or sink. So I decided that I should stop being a lazy cunt and write some shit down.

I've been wandering the world attached at the hip to my BlackBerry and taking full advantage of BlackBerry Messaging. I am indulging in a heavy interest/flirtation through BlackBerry Messenger and He is coming tomorrow to visit. I am ecstatic.

Recently there has been alot of tossing around of the "M" word. We have entered into preliminary talks about "Monogamy". Not a relationship.... Just Monogamy.

The odd thing is that I just got engrossed in a convo tonight that revolved around the topic of Monogamy and the conclusion that I came to was thus: It is cock blocking. Socially justified and sanctioned but cock blocking none the less. The sad thing is: I would give up other penis for Him. He is special. To me... …

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