My old Hampton tribute BP page... edited for sensitive eyes
Originally posted in 2002.
My old Hampton tribute BP page... edited for sensitive eyes
Rather than staying at Hampton I will be transferring to another university which I wont name just yet. i enjoyed my time at Hampton, had a healthy sex life and will be visiting to continue those relationships with acquaintences. let me just say this :
1. Navy men do it better.
2. Knights* do it best.
3. Always try to make it home at night.
4.But keep in mind that the first weekend you dont make it home will be the best weekend ever.
5. 5 dudes, 3 hours and 1 chair (no, nasty it`s not what you think)
6. A little KY Liquid goes a long way.
7. Beware of the guy that gives bomb head.
8. Sometimes you have to cross the bridge for that good sh*t.
9. Sometimes that good Sh*t only lasts 5 minutes.
10. As always, beware of the football team.
11. Once again knights* do it best.
12. That dude that looks gay may blow your back out.
13. Short dudes have more to prove. I`m lookin for a dude whose 5` 4"
14. Thanks to Rich guy, Lefty, the Baltimore Bamma and Angry for making the yearso memorable.
15. Getting caught sneaking into Wilder is much more respectable than getting caught in a compromising position on the waterfront or in Armstrong ( but I never get caught).
16. Always go to convocations drunk
17. Stay up all night looking at the water at least once.
18. Every man is suited to a particular job. be sure to schedule them according to your mood.
19. Beware of Pronouns (SELF).
20. Beware of people who no longer go to Hampton but still live in the area (you know who you are).
21. If you are female, please do not be the last to know that the whole campus knows your business and thinks your a hoe.
22. If somebody offers to show you their homemade porno, and they showed skill on camera, they can probably knock it out.
23. If you mess with someone who has taped sex before, look for a camera just in case.
24. Leave the fine ass roomate alone.
25. Just because a dude says he has one kid, dont mean he has one kid.
26. If he licked your 2ss after just meeting you, Don't kiss him.
27. Do not become the jump off.
28. Find out his real name, his whole government, in case you need to press charges. The police cannot go out looking for Whitefolk and Script.
29. Do not go to the Banks after midnight and before six unless you down to become the jumpoff.
30. Beware of people who wear shiny silver suits, because Hampton does not punish rapist, but will kick you out for weed that isn`t yours.
31. Hampton dont give a damn about constitutional rights.
32. Dont even bother taking math at Hampton, unless it`s summer school, and still beware.
33. You better mark your place on a couch in the Harbors, cuz you will end up living there, but they have no food and probably no toilet paper.
34. Do not ever ask anyone for a refund. Your money is gone, just cry.
35. The yellow house is not as bad as you heard.
36. But the Que`s are as bad as you heard. Dont respect men who bark at you.
37. It`s never too late to hookup with someone you`ve been eyein all year.
38. *Censored*
39. Love and college dont mix too well. Everyone is too jaded.
40. Dont even try for an 8 am class. even if you are a morning person.
41. Big brothers and student leaders are the ones who are supposed to protect you. they are really the dudes trying to f*ck you the most.
42. Burger king is some bullsh*t.
43. Stone dormitory vending machines have the best mixers.
44. No matter how much a school s*cks, you`ll always find somebody to miss [phia, lefty, Baltimore bamma:(]
45. Just because your over 6 feet tall and have a thick d*ck, doesnt mean that you can get away with f*cking for only fifteen minutes (you know who you are).
46. And that is why, once again i restate that it`s all about the short niggas. They have more stored up energy and stamina.
47. It IS possible for 2 f*ck buddies to have an amazing relationship.
48. Beware of that dude who talks all proper in real life cuz in bed he`ll say ignorant sh*t. (Censored)
49. Stay AWAY From The 36 year old, He probably has R Kelly syndrome.
50. Im sick of u dudes comin with baggage. THe last thing i wanna hear about is how ur ex broke ur heart and your baby mamma drama. WHO ASKED U TO TALK? UR BLOWING MY ORGASM!(this was the beginning of "stop the bitchery")
51. I have to revise numbers 2, 10, and 11. The knights do not do it best, i`ve been proven wrong. actually FOOTBALL players do it best, do not fear the Anaconda, You KNOW who YOU are, Much love for bringing me back from the Gay side.
52. Never turn down that threesome with the pierced girl and that nigga you KNOW can Knock it the f*ck out. U will regret it.
53. Say no to drugs... 4 real!
54. Ever been so high you could only make goose noises?
55. DO NOT EVER try to balance yourself on the towel rack.
56. Even the biggest player can put down their pimp card.
57. Fate is some crazy sh*t, ;).
58. Just when u think u are putting down your pimp card you read ol` boys aol profile and read that his personal quote is "PLAY THE PLAYER, PIMP THE PIMP". and then you realize that a true player never really puts the card down but merely stores it in the back pocket.
59. Beware of your DAMN roomate. she might smile in your face but you may soon realize she is a shiesty b*tch just waitin for something to go wrong in your life so she can smile.(POP YA COLLAR,SHAKE THEM HATERS OFF)
60. There will always be that one guy you have messed with in the past that you will want to mess with again if given the chance.
61. On that same token there will always be that guy you never messed with who you always wanted to. (it`s never too late)
62. The d*ck may be whack but when the head is off the chain WHO GIVES A F*CK.
63.THat fool wants to know if he can still hit. HELL NAW.
64. is it possible to love one and inexplicably lust after another? (you know who i speak of!)
65. As much as i missed Hampton, now that im back i realize why i left. Football players playing craps and throwing up is bullsh*t. at Ga State even the football players are somewhat intelligent.
66. i went back to visit hampton and realized that the football players in comparison to GA state football players are downright retarded.
67. i realized that flipping upside down in a car can clear up all confusion about everything in your life.
68. As much as someone seems perfect for you they will always seem to say something that is completely disheartening and ill-informed.
69. I`ve realized that i dont hate my roomate. I just want here to stop wasting air. all that precious oxygen wasted on an idiot. it just doesn`t seem fair.
70. i wanna give big ups to all the people at hampton whose houses i spent time at when i didnt want to be in my dorm. to the 2101 boyz, leroy and them, them philly boyz, marques, Dane, rich guy, thanx.
That`s all for now. Take it to heart.
My old Hampton tribute BP page... edited for sensitive eyes
Rather than staying at Hampton I will be transferring to another university which I wont name just yet. i enjoyed my time at Hampton, had a healthy sex life and will be visiting to continue those relationships with acquaintences. let me just say this :
1. Navy men do it better.
2. Knights* do it best.
3. Always try to make it home at night.
4.But keep in mind that the first weekend you dont make it home will be the best weekend ever.
5. 5 dudes, 3 hours and 1 chair (no, nasty it`s not what you think)
6. A little KY Liquid goes a long way.
7. Beware of the guy that gives bomb head.
8. Sometimes you have to cross the bridge for that good sh*t.
9. Sometimes that good Sh*t only lasts 5 minutes.
10. As always, beware of the football team.
11. Once again knights* do it best.
12. That dude that looks gay may blow your back out.
13. Short dudes have more to prove. I`m lookin for a dude whose 5` 4"
14. Thanks to Rich guy, Lefty, the Baltimore Bamma and Angry for making the yearso memorable.
15. Getting caught sneaking into Wilder is much more respectable than getting caught in a compromising position on the waterfront or in Armstrong ( but I never get caught).
16. Always go to convocations drunk
17. Stay up all night looking at the water at least once.
18. Every man is suited to a particular job. be sure to schedule them according to your mood.
19. Beware of Pronouns (SELF).
20. Beware of people who no longer go to Hampton but still live in the area (you know who you are).
21. If you are female, please do not be the last to know that the whole campus knows your business and thinks your a hoe.
22. If somebody offers to show you their homemade porno, and they showed skill on camera, they can probably knock it out.
23. If you mess with someone who has taped sex before, look for a camera just in case.
24. Leave the fine ass roomate alone.
25. Just because a dude says he has one kid, dont mean he has one kid.
26. If he licked your 2ss after just meeting you, Don't kiss him.
27. Do not become the jump off.
28. Find out his real name, his whole government, in case you need to press charges. The police cannot go out looking for Whitefolk and Script.
29. Do not go to the Banks after midnight and before six unless you down to become the jumpoff.
30. Beware of people who wear shiny silver suits, because Hampton does not punish rapist, but will kick you out for weed that isn`t yours.
31. Hampton dont give a damn about constitutional rights.
32. Dont even bother taking math at Hampton, unless it`s summer school, and still beware.
33. You better mark your place on a couch in the Harbors, cuz you will end up living there, but they have no food and probably no toilet paper.
34. Do not ever ask anyone for a refund. Your money is gone, just cry.
35. The yellow house is not as bad as you heard.
36. But the Que`s are as bad as you heard. Dont respect men who bark at you.
37. It`s never too late to hookup with someone you`ve been eyein all year.
38. *Censored*
39. Love and college dont mix too well. Everyone is too jaded.
40. Dont even try for an 8 am class. even if you are a morning person.
41. Big brothers and student leaders are the ones who are supposed to protect you. they are really the dudes trying to f*ck you the most.
42. Burger king is some bullsh*t.
43. Stone dormitory vending machines have the best mixers.
44. No matter how much a school s*cks, you`ll always find somebody to miss [phia, lefty, Baltimore bamma:(]
45. Just because your over 6 feet tall and have a thick d*ck, doesnt mean that you can get away with f*cking for only fifteen minutes (you know who you are).
46. And that is why, once again i restate that it`s all about the short niggas. They have more stored up energy and stamina.
47. It IS possible for 2 f*ck buddies to have an amazing relationship.
48. Beware of that dude who talks all proper in real life cuz in bed he`ll say ignorant sh*t. (Censored)
49. Stay AWAY From The 36 year old, He probably has R Kelly syndrome.
50. Im sick of u dudes comin with baggage. THe last thing i wanna hear about is how ur ex broke ur heart and your baby mamma drama. WHO ASKED U TO TALK? UR BLOWING MY ORGASM!(this was the beginning of "stop the bitchery")
51. I have to revise numbers 2, 10, and 11. The knights do not do it best, i`ve been proven wrong. actually FOOTBALL players do it best, do not fear the Anaconda, You KNOW who YOU are, Much love for bringing me back from the Gay side.
52. Never turn down that threesome with the pierced girl and that nigga you KNOW can Knock it the f*ck out. U will regret it.
53. Say no to drugs... 4 real!
54. Ever been so high you could only make goose noises?
55. DO NOT EVER try to balance yourself on the towel rack.
56. Even the biggest player can put down their pimp card.
57. Fate is some crazy sh*t, ;).
58. Just when u think u are putting down your pimp card you read ol` boys aol profile and read that his personal quote is "PLAY THE PLAYER, PIMP THE PIMP". and then you realize that a true player never really puts the card down but merely stores it in the back pocket.
59. Beware of your DAMN roomate. she might smile in your face but you may soon realize she is a shiesty b*tch just waitin for something to go wrong in your life so she can smile.(POP YA COLLAR,SHAKE THEM HATERS OFF)
60. There will always be that one guy you have messed with in the past that you will want to mess with again if given the chance.
61. On that same token there will always be that guy you never messed with who you always wanted to. (it`s never too late)
62. The d*ck may be whack but when the head is off the chain WHO GIVES A F*CK.
63.THat fool wants to know if he can still hit. HELL NAW.
64. is it possible to love one and inexplicably lust after another? (you know who i speak of!)
65. As much as i missed Hampton, now that im back i realize why i left. Football players playing craps and throwing up is bullsh*t. at Ga State even the football players are somewhat intelligent.
66. i went back to visit hampton and realized that the football players in comparison to GA state football players are downright retarded.
67. i realized that flipping upside down in a car can clear up all confusion about everything in your life.
68. As much as someone seems perfect for you they will always seem to say something that is completely disheartening and ill-informed.
69. I`ve realized that i dont hate my roomate. I just want here to stop wasting air. all that precious oxygen wasted on an idiot. it just doesn`t seem fair.
70. i wanna give big ups to all the people at hampton whose houses i spent time at when i didnt want to be in my dorm. to the 2101 boyz, leroy and them, them philly boyz, marques, Dane, rich guy, thanx.
That`s all for now. Take it to heart.
Comments
13. Short dudes have more to prove. I`m lookin for a dude whose 5` 4""
why is that so true? but i'd never be seen w/ him in public.