Lesbian (bad poetry… in couplets.)

Lesbian (bad poetry… in couplets.)
Inspired by the hoe on Maury who fucked her sister’s husband and his first cousin and then swore off men to date women.

Just because you hate men,
Doesn’t make you a lesbian.

Just because men lied to you,
Doesn’t mean that women don’t lie too.

Sick of women turning from dick
With hurt feelings running to some chick.

You are bisexual at best
You can’t pass the lesbian test.

You just mad cuz he made you cry.
So you wave dick goodbye.

Stop fucking dudes who aint shit
You know you need to just quit

Got him fuckin up your credit, eatin your food.
Getting surprised when he act all rude.

He is trifling
And yet you still cling

You get tired of being used
Sick of being abused.

So you run from Joe to Jane
That shit is all in vain

Cuz she’ll fuck up your credit just the same
Have you talking bout feelings, that’s just lame

So you get mad again and leave her too
Looking for some shit that’s true.
Bitch, you need to go find you.

Quit waiting to exhale,
That shit is bound to fail.

The problem aint pussy, it aint dicks
Need to stop sitting round watchin these freaky ass flicks.

Stop running, stop licking and teasing
Need to quit fucking around
Hoe plant your feet on the ground.

Get a goal, a job, a hobby, read a book
Close your legs and take a look

At the world around you
The shit you can do.


Quit fucking
and sucking,

You could do so much more.
Hoe, go get a mentor.

I write bad poetry from time to time cuz I’m special.