The cow, the milk.... cottage cheese?
The cow, the milk.... cottage cheese?
My mom has a handful of exaggerated sayings that she uses to keep me from doing shit.
My favorite goes like this:
Get High, Get stupid,(okay, not horrible yet) Get Raped, (WTF?), Catch AIDS and Die. (like wtf??)
The other one goes like this: why buy the cow when the milk is free and then the market is saturated with milk and people are lactose intolerant and then the milk goes bad and turns to cottage cheese, and then you gotta change the sign on the store from "Milk" to "Cottage Cheese"....
hmmmm, words of wisdom.....
My mom has a handful of exaggerated sayings that she uses to keep me from doing shit.
My favorite goes like this:
Get High, Get stupid,(okay, not horrible yet) Get Raped, (WTF?), Catch AIDS and Die. (like wtf??)
The other one goes like this: why buy the cow when the milk is free and then the market is saturated with milk and people are lactose intolerant and then the milk goes bad and turns to cottage cheese, and then you gotta change the sign on the store from "Milk" to "Cottage Cheese"....
hmmmm, words of wisdom.....
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