Yo Sexy Jesus could get it.

Weekend Randoms

  • Shit that was said and heard
    1. In Yo Face- (best response to “In yo face”- Skeet, skeet, skeet!)

    2. I need people to stop offerin me coke

    3. Lil Wayne looks like he is trying to maneuver around his giant dick

    4. You can’t bleed love cuz you’re not love.

    5. I didn't know black people could peel.

    6. I love you to death but she can't use my bathroom tho. Better piss in this bucket wit that flashlight.

    7. Why does Ray have porno on his phone?

    8. She don't suck dick? Oh hell no! She got to go.

    9. Me: Imma go pee.
      Ray: Go for me, too.

    10. They musta hid some hypnosisis up in that Lollipop song.

    11. Senor Cuervo is the Hombre.

    12. She looked like a Small cute Crip

    13. We all get shot, everywhere.

    14. Yo Jesus is sexy. Yo sexy Rastafarian Jesus could get it.


    15. “My rent is really cheap”- After a crack whore was trying to look into the tinted windows like we were her dealer and then scurried off when he pulled up.


  • We all choose to do as we please in this world and my life is now about reducing the collateral damage to others based on the decisions that I make.

  • Work is all about hiding your crazy. Some of us have jobs that require us to hide a lot. Some less so… Like my job.

  • Dear Canada,
    It has recently come to my attention that Mr. “Luv in tha dove” has recently moved into your country. Apparently someone was asleep on the job cuz he should have never made it past the border. Just incase you realize your mistake and try to get rid of him, please note: We will not be taking him back. You snooze, you lose. Next time hire better border patrols or something.

  • All of my “Extra Value” cards are found or ill gotten. I refuse to provide consumser data to be used for marketing purposes just to save 50 cents on some shampoo. FUCK you CVS. Fuck you, pay me.

  • Beyonce cannot claim the name “Queen B”. Lil Kim is Queen B and she should whoop Beyonces ass for trin to misappropriate that shit.

  • The quickest way to scare me off is to be too forward or sexual in public. It's too much, too fast. I'm a lady in the streets. But you can call me all kinds of triflin names in the bedroom... Cuz Imma freak in the sheets.


Yeah, okay… That was a short one. But randoms gotta be timely otherwise they become irrelevant. Stay tuned….

Comments

Anonymous said…
I actually said "Senor Cuervo es the hombre...." I'm trying... LmAo. A highly needed break and I was nothing but shyts n giggles and loved it.
20/5/08 4:57 AM
Hype Bigelow said…
I got a dub on Lil Kim over Beyonce'!
20/5/08 7:31 AM
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