MC Fuck You (Whack rhymes for that ass)

(Think Eazy E as you read this, cuz that's what I was thinkin when I wrote it. Like Eazy E and Slick Rick…. But extra Whack.)

I was tired as hell at work today.,
Realized I had somethin to say

Broke out tha blackberry to type it all down
Hope yall motherfuckers like the sound

I got that wet-wet so they call me Aquafina.
The Illest MC, you ain’t met no one meaner.

I work up in a job that's confidential,
To comprehend what I do would challenge your mental.

I like CSI cuz I fucks with Horatio,
I take a cue from Lil Kim and give that bomb ass fellatio.

I don't get laid which is why I rhyming,
If you reading this aloud don't fuck up the timing.

Riding on the motherfuckin 80 bus,
Saw a dude from 06 who wanted to fuck.

Carried him then and I'll carry him now,
Just got off work, don’t wanna talk no how.

Sick of DC cuz I see the same hoe,
At every motherfucking club that I go.

Stayin at home from here on out,
Keeping outta trouble without a doubt.

Imma need more dudes to give the ladies head,
Yall know that fuckin pussy monster gotta get fed.

(Hook)
Bitches on my dick
Bitches on my dick

I got,
Bitches on my dick
Bitches on my dick

You want the
Bitches on my dick
Bitches on my dick

You can't get tha
Bitches on my dick
Bitches on my dick

Went to work, now I gotta migraine,
Wish I woulda took tha motherfuckin train.

Got off the bus, tired as shit.
So did the dude who wanted to hit

This shit here is no good,
Think that motherfucker lives in my neighborhood....

At the crib, tired as hell,
On that shit I will not dwell.

Gotta go back to work to motherfuckin morrow.
That shit brings me so much sorrow.

My rhymes suck ass, this I know,
These raps will never make me any dough.

On Friday I'm gonna get paid,
Then maybe this’ll stop and I’ll get laid.

No one is regularly serving me dick
If they did, I’d never bother writin rhymes so sick.

Bout to try and go and get me some head.
Then lay my fuckin ass down and go to bed.


(Hook)
Bitches on my dick
Bitches on my dick

I got,
Bitches on my dick
Bitches on my dick

You want the
Bitches on my dick
Bitches on my dick


You can't get tha
Bitches on my dick
Bitches on my dick

Sorry for that. Ill try to refrain in the future.

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Unknown said…
lmao, can't stop cracking up.
9/12/08 12:13 PM
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