I can't piss in a dirty shot glass and turn it into Cristal....

Okay, so if you read the last shit, you know that I was engaging in avoidance/delusion in regards to the reality of a situation. I refuse to go into the actual details of the situation as revealing details would reveal me to be a punk bitch with feelings... so I shall avoid all that and merely say this:

Every year I come up with a motto, to kind of mold and shape my goals throughout the year.

Some of you will recall:

2004- "Keeping it real in 04." (Yes it went wrong more than a few times…)

2005- (Which started out) Get rich or die trying & ended up (much to everyone's dismay) "Got screwed in 05, not getting screwed in 06"

2006- "Stop the bitchery, do it 4 the children."

I dunno what tha fuck happened in 2007 and it appears that various phrases colored 2008, like "Penis Honesty in 2008" or "Robbin the Uterus in 2008" or "Fuck you, I ain't buyin condoms in 08" but all in all I guess it comes down to "Doing it the fuck up and goin so fuckin hard it should be a Reality Tv Show" OMG this year was alil bananas.

I am the only person I know who manages to have Insane rebounds. My Rebounds are Actors or Models or Professional Athletes... That shit is Insane. I need a switch, like instead of rebounds those should be my Exes... (Roomie says that shit would be too much like right.)

Anyway... 2009 needs a phrase. And I think it is thus:

"I can't piss in a dirty shot glass and turn it into Cristal...."

To Clarify: Shit can't be but what it is. If shit were different, it'd be different, but it aint, so it aint. This shit applies to everything. Shit ain't gonna be but what it is. And you can't fight the natural flow of shit. I am through arguin, tryin, workin and I'm damn tired of bein the only one doin so. I let it go and let it flow. In the words of a wise Tranny: Two tears in a bucket, Motherfuck it.

Life's too short and I'm too fly. That shit is a surefire way to be unhappy. I will find contentment in my work, in my MP3 Player, lay groundwork when I can and live by my other motto of 2009 "Aint shit better than dick (or pussy), cept new dick (or new pussy)....." (Gotta keep it fresh and movin b4 it becomes that bullshit...)

This don't mean I'm cutting off that which is old cuz my other motto is "Meet new dick but keep the old, One is silver and the other's gold..."

On the topic of groundwork, I have already laid the groundwork for the November 14th Debauchin in NY. Yeah. My Homey Giles is turnin older... Open bar sponsored by Ciroq and pandemonium that promises to border on Coonery. I will be soooo fucked up it will be Ill. (I won't be Ill.... IT WILL BE ILL). Party at Casa Frela Art Gallery where Beyonce shot scenes for her video "If I were a Boy"..... I promise to be throughly fucked up.

I already have laid the groundwork for that which I want... But a smart girl stays with a backup plan.... Namely "Texass aka the Best of Both Worlds (who resides in BK)". And You Know Who stays right by NY so it really could be bananas....

I'm bringin my own party favors and I plan on doin so much ignorant shit that I cant even write about most of it.... I also plan on narrowly avoiding Pregnancy through the strategic use of my patented Condom/Pullout method.... This may possibly be my last hurrah as a nonbusy woman. After this it's back to school work, back to focus, and possibly time to put away my debaucherous ways....