Jskittle is confused by Twitter. Perhaps pants would help.

Im lost and confused by twitter. It appears to be 160 characters of WTF I be doin..... I lack the energy to figure it out. Im going to watch Wall-e with my Muppet....
Come find me - http://twitter.com/Jskittle


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