Some truths that I have come to....

Now first off, I'm pissed that Mediatakeout ain't hit me off with this info before I got a text on that shit from random mofos. Mediatakeout.... yall fuckin up.

I need Michael Jackson to live for the following reasons:
  1. I cannot stomach the marathon of old shit they gonna play right after he passes.

    DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BIG HIS CATALOG OF MUSIC IS? And I just cannot deal with havin to listen to Thriller or Billie Jean 8 times a day. I CANNOT.

  2. I don't feel like listenin to everyone pretend like he ain't touch them kids.

    Now, don't get me wrong.... He is a great and well accomplished artist. But that don't change the fact that he touched them kids. Nor does the fact that he touched them kids alert the fact that he was a great musician..


All I know is this:
  • Michael touched them kids and ain't never had sexual intercourse with a woman eva.

  • OJ Killed them people.
    I thought he was funny in them movies. I'm sure he was a great football player and all... But after that "If I did it" Book.... Dunzo.



  • R Kelly peed on that girl.

    I seent it. Technically, I seent all three videos. I seent R Kels eat ass. I seent him pee in that girls face. I seent him have Erectile Dysfunction... This dont mean Mr. Kelly don't make good Music. I know that the first dance at my wedding will most definitely be "Feelin on your booty"...




    But I seent it.... You peed on that girl.







Deny it all you want. Thems is some truths....

Comments

iamjustjules said…
j,

you make good observations. i'm right withb you on mj's catalogue. half of that stuff is super dated, the other half though, is still pretty good.

i wonder if you'll be as annoyed as i will be at all the mj dance parties at clubs and homes and karaokes and more. it's gonna be nauseating.

did he touch the kids? probably, but he was found not guilty. did he fuck those kids? i dont think so, or those kids wouldve come running for his money. did he fuck a woman? probably, but he was in another universe with twinkies and hoo has, and he probably treated it like a 10 year old would. i cant imagine him not giggling like a child while knocking it out.

r. kelly? you're spot on. except, i dont think his music will be as popular 20 years from now. media is just too diversified.

also, what is a seent? is it related to a gobstopper?
26/6/09 6:37 AM
Nola Darling said…
yep... that's him alright... limp dick and all...

Nola*
2/7/09 11:27 AM
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