Locals, Floaters and MMD (Major Metropolitan Dick)
I've officially reentered "dating". Whatever the fuck dating is. And I've been very upfront on all of my profiles. Not looking for serious. Just casual fun. But I'm out of practice so there have been some hiccups and some learning experiences. Couple of things: If someone is wearing a hat in all of their pictures, they are bald or have a receding hairline. (no shame but represent) No smiling in any pictures - fucked up teeth. 6ft is not 6ft - subtract 3 inches. I am 5'9. If you are not 6ft, I will know and I don't have an issue with shorter men but once again, represent. I'm swiping right on people and accidentally swiped on a 25 yr old. His age was hidden (red flag but eh). He was a grad student so i figured we would at least have interesting conversations. So we chat for a bit. (appropriate hellos are exchanged.) 25 - Do you have snapchat Me - No. I'd rather not. I'd honestly prefer to meet rather than send a bunch of photos back and fort