FUNK DAT! The first day of my period is by far the worst day of the month. I am a heinous and evil bitch. On the first day of my period, I would rather do the following instead of talk to you: Stab you in the eye with a pencil. Slit your throat Or my personal favorite Disembowel you. This is an Ode to "Tell em how you feel Thursday." ... I'm calling it Fuck you, Friday. Dear Faux Nice Guy, First off, you from philly. Me and philly got issues. Last time I was in philly, nothin too crazy happened. But the time before that a stripper tried to fight me. Me and philly have beef and I hold you accountable for it. City of brotherly love My dick! Anyways, I will never go out with you. It has become real apparent to me that I will never drop draws for you so why bother going on a date. I think your niceness is really bullshit. You say shit that turns me off constantly. Even if it weren't for your strained attempts at conversation (I'm sure your tattoo is awesome), state...
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Just carry out your bindings in a way to stay away from them... recollect your past... your happy moments... your happy identity